Positive thinking
Santa Singh sent his bio-data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft.
A few days later he got this reply:
“Dear Mr Singh,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. And no phone call shall be entertained.
Thank you.
Bill Gates.”
Santa Singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said, “Bhaiyon aur Behnon,
Aapko yeh jaan kar bahut khushi hogi, ki mujhe Amreeka mein naukri mil gayi hai!” Everyone was delighted.
Santa Singh continued, “Ab main aap sabko apna appointment letter pad kar sunaoonga, par letter Inglish main hai, isliye saath-saath main Hindi mein translate bhi karta jaoonga!”
“Dear Mr Singh —- Pyaare Singh sahab.
You do not meet —- aap to milte hi nahin ho.
our requirements. —- hume zaroorat hai.
Please do not send any further correspondence. —- ab letter-vetter bhejne ki koi zaroorat nahin hai.
And no phone call —- phone-vone ki bhi koi zaroorat nahin hai.
shall be entertained. —- Bahut khaatir ki jayegi.
Thank you. —- Aapka shukriya.
Bill Gates. —- Bill Gates.”
November 2, 2006
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