Leave Applications
I had received this in an email sometime back. But recently I saw this here.
Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”
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This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“As I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”
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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”
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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
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An incident of a leave letter:
“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday”
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A leave letter to the headmaster:
“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”
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Covering note:
“I am enclosed here with…”
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Another one:
“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below”
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Actual letter written for application of leave:
“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
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Letter writing:
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.”
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A candidate’s job application:
“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both (!!) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.”
November 3, 2006
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Ajit · 
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Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor
4 Responses
welcome to the world of blogging.
and nice applications
Thanks Pegasus.
application for
leave
Hi Jim. Photos i received. Thanks
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