Chaman Bhai
Ek area me Bhai rehta hai, Chaman bhai .. ab uske area mein jo bhi lafda hota hai to police se pehle Chaman bhai ki adaalat me jata hai.
Ek baar chaman bhai ke area me fulltu rape ho jata hai aur jis ne game bajaya hota hai ukso pakad ke chaman bhai ke paas leke jate hai.
Chaman bhai pehle to bahut shanti se style mein us se baat karte hai. woh kuch is tarha se hai;
Chaman: kya re tere ko maloom nahi yea apun ka area hai??
Mujrim: Han maloom hai na bhai.
Chaman: phir kaisi himmat kiya re rape ki apun ke illake mein?
Mujrim: ab kya bolu bhai kismat kharab thi.
Chaman: chal mere ko sab sach sach bata kya aur kaise huwa
Mujrim: abhi kya na idhar naake pe apun paan khane ke liye aaya
Chaman: phir..
Murjim: apun khade hoke paan kharela tha aur utne me samne wali building pe apun ki nazar gayi.
Chaman: agay bol
Mujrim: udhar tisre maale pe ek chikni khadi hoi thi
Chaman: phir kya huwa
Mujrim : apun ko aisa laga ke usne ishara kiya aane ke liye
Chaman: phir tune kya kiya
Mujrim : apun soccha ke kuch kaam hoinga usko. apun building ke neeche gaya
Chaman: phir
Mujrim : usne ishare se apun ko upar bolaay .. apun seedi chadne ka time soch raha tha Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka ….
Chaman: chal phata phat agay bol …..
Mujrim: apun ne usko jake bola kya kaam hai? kaiko ishara kiya apun ko?
Chaman: phir
Mujrim : phir kya bhai apun ko usne ghar mein andar kheench liye
Chaman: (excited) phir ..
Mujrim: apun ghar mein to chala gaya lekin soch raha tha ke Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka
Chaman: agay bol bey ..
Mujrim: usne apun ka haat pakad liya
Chaman : accha?
Mujrim: succhi bolta hai bhai haat pakadte hi apun phir socha Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka Chaman : phir kya huwa
Mujrim: phir kya tha usne bola chikne … meri pyaas bujha de re rajaa
Chaman: (more excited) phir tu kya bola?
Mujrim: apun kya bolta? usne apna duppata fulltu neeche gira diya
Chaman: to kya huwa ..
Mujrim: apun ke dimaag ka dahi ho gaya kya body thi sali ki … lekin bhai phir bhi apun socha Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka
Chaman: phir tune kya kiyaaa
Mujrim: apun bola ek do kiss karenga aur chala jayenga. yaani ke bola to body kaam karenga lekin engine nahi kholne ka … kya?
Chaman: to phir
Mujrim: usne apun ko kheench liya sacchi bolta hai bhai aisi katili jawani apun akkhi life mein nahi dekhela hai …
Chaman: (heating up) haan woh to hai tu aage bol bey
Mujrim: phir kya tha apun ne kiss kiya, lekin iman se bolta hai soch raha tha Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka Chaman : aage bol re saale
Mujrim: phir usne apne kameez utar di
Chaman: phirrrr ….
Mujrim : phir salwar. lekin apun ke dil me ek hi khayal aa raha tha
Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka
Chaman: aagay aagay jaldi bol bey
Mujrim: phir belouse aur chaddi sali ne sab utar di Chaman : sahi me!! phir …..
Mujrim: phir meri pent kheench li
Chaman : acchaaa … Phir phir
Mujrim: meri underwear me haat dal diya
Chaman: (very excited) ooh! Phir, phir, phir ??
Mujrim: chaddi utar di meri lekin apun phir bhi socha Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka
Chaman : (very frustrated) arre Chaman gaya maa chudane tu aage bol.
Mujrim : saala yehi soch ke to maine rape kar dala.
November 7, 2006
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One Response
Good One after a long time.Chaman bhai ka to faluda kar diya !
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