Archive for November, 2006

Why Men Snore?

November 3, 2006   Posted in: Jokes and Humor  No Comments

To Bribe Or Not To - That Is The Question!

I believe most of us have faced this dilemma at some point or the other. People bribe for petty things in India e.g. gas connection, phone connection, phone line repair, passport, income tax clearance, traffic violation and loads of other things. Sometimes one has to bribe just to get an appointment with a [...]

November 2, 2006   Posted in: Bribe, Uncategorized  16 Comments

Try this on a bad day….:)

When you have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone!
Don’t take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you DON’T know…
Now get this.
I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number [...]

November 2, 2006   Posted in: Humor, Humour, Jokes and Humor  One Comment

Funny Indian

I have started another blog Funny Indian
I intend to put all the email jokes and humorous articles on this blog. If you guys have any funny articles that you want me to put up there email me at funnyindianblogger@yahoo.com.
Hoping to have a lot of fun there.

November 2, 2006   Posted in: Humour  No Comments

Positive thinking

Santa Singh sent his bio-data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft.
A few days later he got this reply:
“Dear Mr Singh,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. And no phone call shall be entertained.
Thank you.
Bill Gates.”
Santa Singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a [...]

November 2, 2006   Posted in: Humor, Humour, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

AAADD: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

This is my life. I am so glad it has been diagnosed.
Recently, I was diagnosed with AAADD: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to wash my car.
As I start toward the garage, I spot the mail on the hall table. I should go through the mail before I wash [...]

November 2, 2006   Posted in: Humor, Humour, Jokes and Humor  3 Comments

Wife is a Wife - No Matter Who You Are

November 2, 2006   Posted in: Humor, Humour, Jokes and Humor  2 Comments

Typoglycemia

Believe it or not, you can read it
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat [...]

November 2, 2006   Posted in: Humor, Humour, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

Why Newton went crazy..:)

link via HinduMommy
Once Newton came to India and watched a few Indian movies.
Here are a few scenes from the Rajanikanth movies he watches
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To [...]

November 2, 2006   Posted in: Humor, Humour, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

Born Genius

November 2, 2006   Posted in: Humor, Humour, Jokes and Humor  No Comments