Archive for January, 2007

Schools For India

Education is a topic that is very dear to me. I have always wanted to do something in this area. Something Big! Don’t know when I will be able to do that but till then I will continue to dream of that. In the meantime I have come accross this organization called Schools For India. [...]

January 30, 2007   Posted in: Education, India, Schools, SchoolsForIndia  No Comments

From a Victim of forwarded emails

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.
Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I [...]

January 30, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

If you don’t like it here…then go back

The world is becoming more and more intolerant and the leaders stupid by the day.
Lot of Hindu Indians tell the muslims that if you don’t like in India then go to Pakistan but if somethings happens to Indians like the Shilpa Shetty episode we cry racism and how the other countries should change to accomodate [...]

January 25, 2007   Posted in: Politician, Politics, regionalism  5 Comments

Gandhigiri in Gandhinagar? Say Cheers!

Gujarat is a dry state but the influx of liquor is no less than any other state. The citizens have decided to break the law Gandhi Style and consume liquor in public.
CNN-IBN reports
Every year, lakhs of bottles of liquor are destroyed by the Gujarat prohibition department. But more of it is believed to [...]

January 25, 2007   Posted in: Ban, Gandhi, Gandhigiri  No Comments

Some Definitions…

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver  a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why [...]

January 24, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

PJs for Maths Freaks

 Cat Theorem:
——————————-
A cat has nine tails.
Proof:
No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than
no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails.
—–
 Message
The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please
rotate your phone 90
degrees and try again.”
—–
 Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a
banana?
A: | elephant | * | banana | [...]

January 22, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

Bharat Punarnirman Dal (BPD) - WebSite

This is my third post on the topic. I wanted you all to know about this as many of you have commented asking for details.
Bharat Punarnirman Dal (BPD) have launched their website. It is by no means a comprehensive website but has the initial elements in it. There is a page about BPD and another [...]

January 22, 2007   Posted in: Ajit Shukla, BPD, Bharat Punarnirman Dal  13 Comments

Modern Ravana

January 19, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

Bharat Punarnirman Dal (BPD) - Update

When I first wrote about BPD I didn’t think that there will be such positive response to the initiative by ex IITians. Lot of you asked me about the contact information and one commentator (Mr. Suresh gangawar) had been kind enough to leave Mr Ajit Shukla’s phone number. I called just to check whether it [...]

January 19, 2007   Posted in: Ajit Shukla, BPD, Bharat Punarnirman Dal, Politics  38 Comments

Engrish.com

I came accross this funny site a while ago. It is called Engrish.com
What is Engrish?
In their own words
Q. [...]

January 18, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes and Humor  9 Comments