Some Definitions…

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver  a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver  a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or  woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child  is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the  PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly……………..

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

January 24, 2007 · Ajit · No Comments
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