Archive for January, 2007

World Without Engineers

January 17, 2007 · Ajit · No Comments
Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor

Political party By IITians – Bharat Punarnirman Dal (BPD)

Bharat Punarnirman Dal is a political party started by a bunch of IITians. Now they are planning to fight the upcoming Uttaranchal, UP and Punjab elections. Young men like Ravi Kishore and Ajit Shukla – who both studied aerospace engineering at IIT Mumbai – are now hoping to engineer a social change through their party, [...]

January 16, 2007 · Ajit · 231 Comments
Posted in: Bharat Punarnirman Dal, BPD, India, Politics

Repeat after me: I LOVE MY JOB…I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB. !!

Repeat after me:   I LOVE MY JOB…I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB. !!

January 16, 2007 · Ajit · 5 Comments
Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor

Used Car Sale in Ireland

The following is an “actual” advertisement in an Irish Newspaper! 1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf For Sale Only 15kms run after purchase. Only first and reverse gears used Never driven hard Original tyres Original brakes Original fuel and oil Only one driver Owner wishing to sell due to employment layoff. See Photo

January 12, 2007 · Ajit · 6 Comments
Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor

Ninth Schedule Verdict

Supreme court has give a landmark verdict in the Nith Schedule case. In an unanimous verdict, a nine-judge Constitution Bench headed by Chief Justice Y K Sabharwal held that legislations did not get protection of the Ninth Schedule, if they were violative of the basic structure of the Constitution. Laws placed under Ninth Schedule after [...]

January 12, 2007 · Ajit · 7 Comments
Posted in: Ninth Schedule, Supreme Court

English Diwali

A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of “Diwali” to his younger brother, this is how he went about it… ” So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a [...]

January 10, 2007 · Ajit · One Comment
Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor

We Will Never Forget You!

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to [...]

January 9, 2007 · Ajit · One Comment
Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor

Clinton and the Frog!

A man takes the day off work and  decides to go out golfing.  He is on the second hole when he  notices a frog sitting next to  the green.  He thinks nothing of it and is  about to shoot  when he  hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.” The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he  [...]

January 8, 2007 · Ajit · No Comments
Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor

Untouchability is Aparthied

Recently Manmohan singh compared Untouchability to aparthied. Seeking to make a distinction between the problems faced by Dalits in India and those faced by minorities in all societies, Singh said the dalits faced a unique discrimination with Apartheid being the only parallel to untouchability. “Even after 60 years of Constitutional and legal protection and support, [...]

January 5, 2007 · Ajit · 20 Comments
Posted in: Caste, Caste System, dalit, untouchability

Queen’s B’day

The queen of England is celebrating her 100th birthday. All the VIP and Star personalities are invited for the grand celebration, from all over the world. On the list are names of two such VIPs, Mr.Narad Pawar & Mr.Topinath Munde from India. When they arrive at the queens palace, the function is just about to [...]

January 4, 2007 · Ajit · One Comment
Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor