Archive for January, 2007

World Without Engineers

January 17, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

Political party By IITians - Bharat Punarnirman Dal (BPD)

Bharat Punarnirman Dal is a political party started by a bunch of IITians. Now they are planning to fight the upcoming Uttaranchal, UP and Punjab elections.

Young men like Ravi Kishore and Ajit Shukla - who both studied aerospace engineering at IIT Mumbai - are now hoping to engineer a social change through their party, [...]

January 16, 2007   Posted in: BPD, Bharat Punarnirman Dal, India, Politics  199 Comments

Repeat after me: I LOVE MY JOB…I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB. !!

Repeat after me:   I LOVE MY JOB…I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB. !!

January 16, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  4 Comments

Used Car Sale in Ireland

The following is an “actual” advertisement in an Irish Newspaper!
1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf For Sale
Only 15kms run after purchase.
Only first and reverse gears used
Never driven hard
Original tyres
Original brakes
Original fuel and oil
Only one driver
Owner wishing to sell due to employment layoff.
See Photo

January 12, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  6 Comments

Ninth Schedule Verdict

Supreme court has give a landmark verdict in the Nith Schedule case.
In an unanimous verdict, a nine-judge Constitution Bench headed by Chief Justice Y K Sabharwal held that legislations did not get protection of the Ninth Schedule, if they were violative of the basic structure of the Constitution.
Laws placed under Ninth Schedule after April [...]

January 12, 2007   Posted in: Ninth Schedule, Supreme Court  6 Comments

English Diwali

A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to
explain the significance of “Diwali” to his younger brother, this is how
he went about it…
” So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she [...]

January 10, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  One Comment

We Will Never Forget You!

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands.
As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to clean [...]

January 9, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  One Comment

Clinton and the Frog!

A man takes the day off work and  decides to go out golfing.  He is on the second hole when he  notices a frog sitting next to  the green.  He thinks nothing of it and is  about to shoot  when he  hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.”
The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he  hears, [...]

January 8, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

Untouchability is Aparthied

Recently Manmohan singh compared Untouchability to aparthied.
Seeking to make a distinction between the problems faced by Dalits in India and those faced by minorities in all societies, Singh said the dalits faced a unique discrimination with Apartheid being the only parallel to untouchability.
“Even after 60 years of Constitutional and legal protection and support, there [...]

January 5, 2007   Posted in: Caste, Caste System, dalit, untouchability  18 Comments

Queen’s B’day

The queen of England is celebrating her 100th birthday. All the VIP and Star personalities are invited for the grand celebration, from all over the world. On the list are names of two such VIPs, Mr.Narad Pawar & Mr.Topinath Munde from India. When they arrive at the queens palace, the function is just about to [...]

January 4, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  One Comment