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Some Definitions…

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver  a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why [...]

January 24, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

PJs for Maths Freaks

 Cat Theorem:
——————————-
A cat has nine tails.
Proof:
No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than
no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails.
—–
 Message
The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please
rotate your phone 90
degrees and try again.”
—–
 Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a
banana?
A: | elephant | * | banana | [...]

January 22, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

Modern Ravana

January 19, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

Engrish.com

I came accross this funny site a while ago. It is called Engrish.com
What is Engrish?
In their own words
Q. [...]

January 18, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes and Humor  9 Comments

World Without Engineers

January 17, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

Repeat after me: I LOVE MY JOB…I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB. !!

Repeat after me:   I LOVE MY JOB…I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB. !!

January 16, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  4 Comments

Used Car Sale in Ireland

The following is an “actual” advertisement in an Irish Newspaper!
1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf For Sale
Only 15kms run after purchase.
Only first and reverse gears used
Never driven hard
Original tyres
Original brakes
Original fuel and oil
Only one driver
Owner wishing to sell due to employment layoff.
See Photo

January 12, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  6 Comments

English Diwali

A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to
explain the significance of “Diwali” to his younger brother, this is how
he went about it…
” So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she [...]

January 10, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  One Comment

We Will Never Forget You!

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands.
As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to clean [...]

January 9, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  One Comment

Clinton and the Frog!

A man takes the day off work and  decides to go out golfing.  He is on the second hole when he  notices a frog sitting next to  the green.  He thinks nothing of it and is  about to shoot  when he  hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.”
The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he  hears, [...]

January 8, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments