Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

From a Victim of forwarded emails

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings […]

January 30, 2007 · Ajit · One Comment
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Some Definitions…

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver  a baby in One month. 2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4) Client is the one who […]

January 24, 2007 · Ajit · No Comments
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PJs for Maths Freaks

 Cat Theorem: ——————————- A cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails. —–  Message The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.” —–  Q: What do you get when you […]

January 22, 2007 · Ajit · One Comment
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Modern Ravana

January 19, 2007 · Ajit · No Comments
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Engrish.com

I came accross this funny site a while ago. It is called Engrish.com What is Engrish? In their own words Q. What is Engrish? A. Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design. They have some real nice pictures and they are hilarious. Visit it […]

January 18, 2007 · Ajit · 9 Comments
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World Without Engineers

January 17, 2007 · Ajit · No Comments
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Repeat after me: I LOVE MY JOB…I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB. !!

Repeat after me:   I LOVE MY JOB…I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB. !!

January 16, 2007 · Ajit · 5 Comments
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Used Car Sale in Ireland

The following is an “actual” advertisement in an Irish Newspaper! 1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf For Sale Only 15kms run after purchase. Only first and reverse gears used Never driven hard Original tyres Original brakes Original fuel and oil Only one driver Owner wishing to sell due to employment layoff. See Photo

January 12, 2007 · Ajit · 6 Comments
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English Diwali

A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of “Diwali” to his younger brother, this is how he went about it… ” So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a […]

January 10, 2007 · Ajit · One Comment
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We Will Never Forget You!

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to […]

January 9, 2007 · Ajit · One Comment
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