Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Clinton and the Frog!

A man takes the day off work and  decides to go out golfing.  He is on the second hole when he  notices a frog sitting next to  the green.  He thinks nothing of it and is  about to shoot  when he  hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.”
The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he  hears, [...]

January 8, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

Queen’s B’day

The queen of England is celebrating her 100th birthday. All the VIP and Star personalities are invited for the grand celebration, from all over the world. On the list are names of two such VIPs, Mr.Narad Pawar & Mr.Topinath Munde from India. When they arrive at the queens palace, the function is just about to [...]

January 4, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  One Comment

Success is…

At age 4, success is… not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is… having friends.
At age 16, success is… having a driver’s license.
At age 20, success is… having sex.
At age 35, success is… having money.
At age 50, success is… having money.
At age 60, success is… having sex.
At age 70, success is… having a driver’s [...]

January 3, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

It Could be still worse !

January 2, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  One Comment

Why Men Die Before Women !

December 29, 2006   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

Beautiful Camera Angles

It is a collection of photos that show you what happens when you’re holding the camera at just the right angle:

December 28, 2006   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

Why Men are Better Friends!

Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.
Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the next [...]

December 27, 2006   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments

Do Not Lie To Your Mother

I had received this in an email but I also saw this here.
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the [...]

December 27, 2006   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  2 Comments

Same Question!!!

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December 26, 2006   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  2 Comments

Why Men Lie…

One  day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree  above a river, his  axe  fell  into   the  river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,  “Why  are  you  crying?”  The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen   into water.  The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a  [...]

December 26, 2006   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments