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A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a [...]
Q:Â Â Does it ever get windy in India ? I have never seen itÂ rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ). A:Â Â Â Â Â We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q:Â Â Â Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA ) A:Â Â Â Â Â Depends [...]
AFRAID THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR SLIPPERS WHEN YOU LEAVE THEM OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE / TEMPLE? — FOLLOW THE SAME METHOD AS THIS GENIUS Â SARDAR!– ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Found this here Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. “You are all part of our team now,” said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any employees.” The [...]
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the [...]
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with everyÂ envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can IÂ open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings [...]