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Know Your Customer

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I [...]

February 24, 2009   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor, via email  No Comments

Online Tourist Queries

Q:   Does it ever get windy in India ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A:      We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q:    Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
A:      Depends how [...]

February 19, 2009   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor, via email  No Comments

Economics 2008

February 13, 2009   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor, via email  One Comment

Liquidity - New Definition

February 13, 2009   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, via email  No Comments

Sardar’s Slippers

AFRAID THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR
 
SLIPPERS WHEN YOU LEAVE THEM OUTSIDE THE
 
MOSQUE / TEMPLE? —
 
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May 29, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  6 Comments

Women Drivers

May 27, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  6 Comments

Chai Noon

You need to have flashplayer enabled to watch this Google video

May 25, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  One Comment

Manager and Secretary

Found this here
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity.
“You are all part of our team now,” said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any employees.”
The cannibals promised they [...]

May 2, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  2 Comments

The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as [...]

March 6, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  One Comment

From a Victim of forwarded emails

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.
Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I [...]

January 30, 2007   Posted in: Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Jokes, Jokes and Humor  No Comments