Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category
PJs for Maths Freaks
 Cat Theorem: ——————————- A cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails. —–  Message The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.” —–  Q: What do you get when you […]
January 22, 2007
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Modern Ravana
January 19, 2007
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World Without Engineers
January 17, 2007
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Repeat after me: I LOVE MY JOB…I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB. !!
Repeat after me: Â I LOVE MY JOB…I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB. !!
January 16, 2007
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Used Car Sale in Ireland
The following is an “actual” advertisement in an Irish Newspaper! 1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf For Sale Only 15kms run after purchase. Only first and reverse gears used Never driven hard Original tyres Original brakes Original fuel and oil Only one driver Owner wishing to sell due to employment layoff. See Photo
January 12, 2007
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English Diwali
A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of “Diwali” to his younger brother, this is how he went about it… ” So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a […]
January 10, 2007
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We Will Never Forget You!
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to […]
January 9, 2007
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Clinton and the Frog!
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.” The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he […]
January 8, 2007
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Queen’s B’day
The queen of England is celebrating her 100th birthday. All the VIP and Star personalities are invited for the grand celebration, from all over the world. On the list are names of two such VIPs, Mr.Narad Pawar & Mr.Topinath Munde from India. When they arrive at the queens palace, the function is just about to […]
January 4, 2007
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Success is…
At age 4, success is… not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is… having friends. At age 16, success is… having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is… having sex. At age 35, success is… having money. At age 50, success is… having money. At age 60, success is… having sex. At […]
January 3, 2007
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