Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

Give me all your sufferings

Money It can buy a house But not a home It can buy a clock But not time It can buy you a position But not respect It can buy you a bed But not sleep It can buy you a book But not knowledge It can buy you medicine But not health It can [...]

December 14, 2006 · Ajit · No Comments
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Weeweechu

One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said “Hey baby, let’s play Weeweechu.” “Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon” said Jung Lee. “Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I play Weeweechu. [...]

December 12, 2006 · Ajit · No Comments
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Will you explain this?

image via Sharique 

December 11, 2006 · Ajit · No Comments
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Sardar

 Sardar Terrorist Attack Sardar’s Last Painting How does Sardar Copy A Word Document?

December 7, 2006 · Ajit · 7 Comments
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“The Travails of Single South Indian men of conservative upbringing” Or “Why we don’t get any…”

Yet another action packed weekend in Mumbai, full of fun, frolic and introspection. I have learnt many things. For example having money when none of your friends have any is as good as not having any. And after spending much time in movie theatres, cafes and restaurants I have gathered many insights into the endless [...]

December 4, 2006 · Ajit · 18 Comments
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ABCDEFG

December 4, 2006 · Ajit · No Comments
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Road Signs

November 14, 2006 · Ajit · 2 Comments
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Perspective – Shopping, Hair Appointments, and Wine.

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars, and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead [...]

November 13, 2006 · Ajit · 3 Comments
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Dilemma…

Sharique send this in email. Dear Abby, I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife [...]

November 10, 2006 · Ajit · One Comment
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Chaman Bhai

Ek area me Bhai rehta hai, Chaman bhai .. ab uske area mein jo bhi lafda hota hai to police se pehle Chaman bhai ki adaalat me jata hai. Ek baar chaman bhai ke area me fulltu rape ho jata hai aur jis ne game bajaya hota hai ukso pakad ke chaman bhai ke paas [...]

November 7, 2006 · Ajit · One Comment
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